Infödd stockholmare som har flyttat till Manchester och Storbrittanien. Tog hojkort April 2004 - senare än planerat - men har alltid varit hojtokig. Jobbar inom IT - tråkigt som fan men betalar räkningarna.

Ta det lugnt ute på vägarma!

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Tänkvärt....

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.

Better to do a little well, than a great deal badly.

Beware the barrenness of a busy life.

What a lot of things there are a man can do without.

If I do not know what something is, how could I know what qualities it possesses?

Rules for life:
Know Thyself
Take nothing in Excess

Remember, what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.

Let him that would move the world first move himself.

What you cannot enforce, do not command.

An honest man is always a child.

I don't care what people say about me. I do care about my mistakes.

From the deepest desires often come the deadliest hate.

He is richest who is content with the least.

They are not only idle who do nothing, but they are idle also who might be better employed.

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Och lite humor från...

The Simpsons!

Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is _not_ something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man: Forget about the badge. When do we get the freakin' guns?
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man: I've have it up to here with your "rules".

Homer: Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true!

Barney: I'm Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

Homer: How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Kent Brockman: ...and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Homer: Marge, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.